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英文笑話-減肥

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A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a
wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger
and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the
mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my "it" to the floor." Then the "Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter
and shorter and finally his "it" did reach the floor.

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