IBM: I Blame Microsoft(我責備微軟)
BASIC: Bill』』s Attempt to Seize Industry Control(比爾的企圖:奪取工業控制)
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing(它仍然什麼都不做)
DOS: Defunct Operating System(已死亡的操作系統)
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs(大部分功能崩潰,如果沒有,則操作系統掛起)
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System(將在所有系統中安裝無用數據)
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
(大部分聰明的用戶認識到我們的軟件僅僅欺騙年輕人)