翻譯很順的英文~~
翻譯很順的英文~~
剛才來了個美國人,進到某公司,櫃台小姐左看右看,只有自己比較清閑,於是面帶微笑的就說:
櫃台小姐:“hello.”
美國人:“hi.”
櫃台小姐:“you have what thing?”
美國人:“can you speak english?”
櫃台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”
美國人:“can anybody else speak english?”
櫃台小姐:“you! yourself! look .all people are playing, no people have time,you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
美國人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
櫃台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little, you have what thing?”
美國人:“i want to speak to your head.”
櫃台小姐:“head not 在. you tomorrow come!”
美國人吐血。。。
