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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
問題：什麼是全球化的定義？

Answer: Princess Diana's death.
回答：黛安娜王妃之死。

Question: How come?
問題：原因？

Answer: An English princess
回答：一位英國王妃

with an Egyptian boyfriend
與一名埃及男友

crashes in a French tunnel,
在法國的隧道撞車

driving a German car
開著一輛德國車

with a Dutch engine,
使用的是荷蘭引擎

driven by a Belgian who was drunk
喝醉的司機是比利時人

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
喝的是蘇格蘭威士忌

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
被一名義大里裔狗仔跟蹤

on Japanese motorcycles;
騎的是日本製機車

treated by an American doctor,
接受美國醫師的治療

using Brazilian medicines.
使用的是巴西藥物

This is sent to you by an Englishman,
發這封信的是英國人

using Bill Gates's technology,
用的是比爾蓋茲的科技

and you're probably reading this on your computer,
你應該是使用電腦來看這篇東西

that use Taiwanese chips,
使用的是台灣製的電板

and a Korean monitor,
和韓國製螢幕

assembled by Bangladeshi workers
組裝的是孟加拉勞工

in a Singapore plant,
在新加坡的組裝廠

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
由印度卡車司機運送

hijacked by Indonesians,
遭到印尼人攔截

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
由西西里碼頭工人卸貨

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
然後由非法墨西哥人送貨到你家

That, my friends, is Globalization!
這我的朋友，就是全球化！