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Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice!
Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.
　
父親：閉嘴！不要告訴你老子我該怎麼幹，我吃的鹽比你吃的米還多！
兒子：遵命。可是怪不得您的血壓如今這麼高。