簡單的英文笑話

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: Why don't oysters give to charity?
A: They're shellfish (selfish).

Q: What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?
A: Friday

Q: When can you run as fast as a horse?
A: When I am riding on horseback.

Q: Why is "heat" faster than "cold"?
A: Because you can catch a cold.

Q: Why is "SMILES" the longest English word?
A: Because there is one mile between S and S.

Q: In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink. What are they?
A: COCOA , TEA, and  COLA

Q: I get dirty when your face and hands become clean. What am I?
A: towel

Q: Why do birds fly south for winter?
A: It is too far to walk.

Q: Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella. Why didn't any of them get wet?
A: It wasn't raining.

Q: What is there between sea and sky?
A: and

Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: your age