檳榔西施

"喂....檳榔怎賣？"
"看你要哪一種..."
"有什麼的？"
"冷的和熱的兩種...."
"冷的怎麼賣？"
"三粒一百..."
"怎麼那麼貴..."
"一粒給你吃...兩粒給你看...."
"挖咧..那熱的呢？"
"三粒一千...."
"那跟剛剛的有啥不同..."
"喔....這是含稅價...."
-- (睡)