ysye 2008-10-16 14:46
笑笑
[b]乘客问售票员：“同志，车到中关村吧？”
售票员回答：“到。”
乘客：“那麻烦请在村口给停一下车吧！”
众人皆晕……
记得小时侯老师第一次说要学习怎么使用计算器，我就回家准备了，结果第二天上课时我当着全班的面拿出了遥控器！
那天我们班上计算机的选修课，因为是上机课，电脑又都可以上网，所以没人在听老师讲课，大家都在QQ群里乱聊起来。
A：我想逃课啊，这课太无聊了。
B：好啊，我们一起逃。
A：猜这老师几岁？
C：肯定有40，都老成这样了。
D：对对对……
此时一个平时不发言的网友说：同学们好，我30了。
一阵冷风般的沉默后……
A：冒充老师，拖出去打！大家别信他，肯定是冒牌的，他要是老师，我就教你们当黑客！
此时，老师站起来说：“A，你下次来上课吧。我也想学当黑客……”
我三岁的小侄子吃饭时啃鸡爪，啃着啃着居然睡着了。睡了一会儿，起来之后把手放到嘴里，继续啃……
午后，我在昏睡中，听到她的声音：“你盖这被子是不是有点短啊？”我不假思索地回答：“嗯，和你在一起一辈子是有点短！”
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