Helln 2012-12-24 00:21
林肯號航空母艦的笑話
加拿大人員：請改變你的航向朝南15度以避免碰撞。
美國人員：建議你改變你的航向朝北15度以避免碰撞。
加拿大人員：不，你必須改變你的航向朝南15度以避免碰撞。
美國人員：這是美國海軍軍艦艦長，我再說一次，改變你的航向。
加拿大人員：不，我再說一次，你要改變你的航向。
美國人員：這是美國海軍林肯號航空母艦，美國大西洋艦隊第二大船艦，我們與三艘驅逐艦、三艘巡洋艦及多艘支援船隻同行。我要求你改變你的航向朝北15度。我再說一次，朝北15度，否則將採取反制措施以確保本艦的安全。
加拿大人員：這裡是燈塔，換你說。
以上對話是發生在1995年10月份，加拿大紐芬蘭海岸管理局人員與美國海軍船艦的真實無線電通話抄本。美國海軍總部在1995年10月10日公布此通話記錄。
下面是原文
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
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