molela 2015-3-4 00:12
I ' d rather have a talking frog
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish .
He was sitting in his boat the other day
when he heard a voice say, ' Pick me up . '
He looked around and couldn ' t see anyone .
He thought he was dreaming
when he heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. '
He looked in the water and there,
floating on the top, was a frog .
The man said, ' Are you talking to me? '
The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me and
I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious
and jealous because I will be your bride! '
The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,
and placed it in his front pocket .
The frog said, ' What, are you nuts?
Didn ' t you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog. '